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How To Pop Your Junk
by j.charles @ textproductions
“I pop my junk, my junk, I pop my junk.”
Step 1. Place hand on junk. It feels natural, doesn’t it?
Step 2. Pop junk.
Step 3. Repeat if necessary, until desired results are achieved.
Step 4. Dominant and equally offending “ughhhhh” (think Ken Kaniff)
Step 5. Observe your surroundings. Those in the know will return fire with a cordial junk-poppage. (Takes the place of the in-traffic nod.) Those on the front will be puzzled, repulsed; Left with feelings of social ignorance.
